Words strung together

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

How much is it to supersize to smut?

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

“Do you take fanart?”

Author: soft crying… yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendship… is that okay?

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

tfc trailer would go so insanely hard because i'd end it with the bit on KF where the crowd all starts chanting KING KING KING and the camera cuts progressively faster between neil and kevin and andrew in the crowd and then right before riko steps onstage we get black screen and then the date the season comes out. Somebody give me infinite money i could DO IT

listen listen listen. it opens with the sound of the flick of a match, then shows a hand holding a cigarette, then shows a burning car with someone (neil) silhouetted in front of it. then the camera pans from neil’s shoes scuffing against the ground and slowly up to his face and while it does that it also rotates a little and he tilts his head up to look at the sky and there’s v/o of “i told you i wasn’t ready” “you also said you wouldn’t play with me [cut to gorgeous green eyes]* but here you are”. cut to womack walking and neil following hesitantly, then cut to that one scene where they’re all in the lounge and it slowly pans across the room (andrew isn’t there rn for reasons)** then v/o “it’s about second chances, neil. second, third, fourth, whatever” then cut to neil and kevin standing outside the court with kevin and neil holding on to the same racquet and kevin “so give your game to me”. then cut to the stadium, v/o of aaron saying “lights!” and then lights flood the stadium, and cut to the same still but now there are people in the stadium and they’re cheering, and then cut to the game (and the music picks up now) and someone is running and gets shoved into the wall, and then cut to kevin shoving seth into the wall, and then cut to someone punching someone, and then cut to a manic grin and a racquet crashing into neil’s stomach, and then cut to the monsters knocking back shots at eden’s, and then cut to neil running, and slowly there’s KING KING KING building up in the background, and then sharp cut to riko’s face, and then riko slowly smiles, and now there’s cheering and KING KING KING and then it all cuts off. and the screen is black. and then neil is looking hauntedly into the mirror and taking out his contacts and then his very very blue eyes look directly into the camera. and then “ALL FOR THE GAME: in cinemas this july”

GIA I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

it’s gonna cause an irreparable hole in the magickal atmosphere but go off I guess

*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.