Welcome to the archive of my various fandoms since ages ago

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

and to say this as soon as pride month starts...

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

my lifelong dream is to work as a character designer for adventure time. ooooh you want to let me invent freaky weirdos for your show so baddd let me on the team I promise to only give 60% of the characters a tail. you can trust me. I'm a trustworthy guy

The early 2000s distilled down to its very essence.

he's jacking off their invisible cyber dicks

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Troika Games, 2004)

"Dirt" is bad and makes you sick but "plants" grow in dirt and are a basic form of food that carries the whole food chain? Bullshit worldbuilding. Complete nonsense.

Only the deranged and irredeemable mind of Tim Burton could come up with scary christmas

Honestly, I feel as if that's something that an edgy teenager or perhaps like, a neglected child could have come up with in 5 seconds at a family reunion

Only one man is psychologically broken enough to invent Santa dracula: tim burton

No this is book accurate

these are real magic the gathering cards that they are printing in the upcoming teenage mutant ninja turtles set and they will be legal in all competitive formats so you have to pay attention to them

"crash out" already has a meaning which is to fall asleep. cut it out

They don't want you saying shit like "the line at the bank was so long I almost detonated my suicide vest"

#mysuicidevest

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

And you will see it again.

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

it literally would have been easier to do it the "right way" than the way they did it. they went through the trouble of implementing custom loop points, a feature that's really useful for a music player that's made specifically for video game music, but instead of letting you just listen to a song on loop while using those loop points they just used that system to emulate the weird workaround people have to do on youtube to get around how nothing else lets you use custom loop points. it's so baffling I don't understand nintendo