hey red

i see that you media addicted louts have filled your tomodachi life islands with video game and movie characters instead of great leftist thinkers

"there is something wrong with me" would imply theres something right with other people. which i dont believe

(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

Photo cred: @elsinore