if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

There's quite literally a grocery store two doors down from me. A round trip for milk takes less than 10.

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

Don't you understand that some people are allergic to dogs? And some people just don't want dogs around them, and that's their culture, and you have to respect it. And, what, even children get the dogs?? How are the parents going to explain to their children why they suddenly have a dog. It's an unreasonable burden to expect everyone to have a puppy. At least you can WFH on the toilet with Diarrhea Forever.

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane