The impossibility of being me

Pancho Ortuno

Lettre

1980

mixed techniques on canvas glued to a wooden board

Heated Rivalry | Hollanov (minor Scott/Shane) | Explicit | ~18k words

Summary:

rpfactorfiction:

Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.

So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

Featuring coding and art from the magnificent @mock-speed! Here is the cover art, other art under the cut (10000% worth the click, just trust me <3)

"Stay."

Watercolours and pens.

A loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.