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hey twin are you okay? your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument

“We still have time! Their leitmotif hasn’t started playing on the villain’s associated instrument yet!”

"You're right twin 2, however if we look at the contrast between the instruments used from their leitmotif in their introduction and the instruments now you can see that they lean closer to the villains associated instrument than the heros!"

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

The reader’s barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

I do this too, I call it the compost pile. Occasionally I turn the pile over and see if any darlings have turned into useful worms or nutrients for the story as it has progressed.

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

Give us room to grow and see how we flourish.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

b <- i made this with my keyboard. anything is possible

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what the hell did you do

istg the phandom is unhinged like no fandom I've been in before I feel like I could say "hmmm I wonder how many times dan and phil have each respectively blinked on camera since the start of their careers" and within an hour of me posting it someone would be like "oh actually phanniephreak1 has been keeping count since 2015, here's the link to it" and the information will be perfectly fucking accurate

And you picked that example because it's a real thing right?

oh my fucking god.

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

the thing is that why would you even ask chatgbt things you can google??? 'hey chat whats the tallest animal' not to blow your mind or anything but google has known about giraffes for forever. they even sometimes have articles for you to read its awesome. you dont have to ask your imaginary friend