Ello

YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!

I’m sorry

But it's gomez addams

Guys please The Narrator is not losing to Bruno Madrigal COME ON

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

And now it must be said, as many numerous things often must be, in great volume and variance breaching topics that are near enough to innumerable and certainly beyond the measure of counting, that just as anyone lucky enough to find themselves in posession of thoughts miraculously appearing in their waking mind fully-formed upon conception, both clear and concise, blessed as they are with a mastery of their language sufficient to express oneself with brevity, it is so that with equal frequency I find that I am cursed with a wholly opposing nature: to take that which is brief and succinct, simple and straightforward, and somehow find it within myself instinctive to stretch those very same thoughts and words so remarkably thin across the page that the length of any given sentence may very well rival that of a modest novel, taking any poor and pitiable reader several deep breaths to recite out loud- or, perhaps in the case of one equally blessed to be of great, strong lungs and a determined air- merely the rather long and arduous effort of enduring it.

I enjoyed reading that in the tone of a classical literature audiobook, thank you.

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

What? Do you want us to like... make gay posts? What.

@robert-smirke-official

Wow, very difficult to categorize. I almost want to say The Flesh, but due to some latent depersonalization that runs through that domain, but I suspect this is more closely aligned with The Lonely. After all, your name is not something you use, but something others refer to you as.

Is the stranger not the obvious choice?

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

ITS SO CLOSE GUYS PLEASEEE

Praying you told them it's for future weekends op

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

Op carbonated a glass of windex just to trick us with this

GUYS VOTE DANNY MOTTA IT'D BE SO FUNNY PLEASE

dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.

@robert-smirke-official

im really glad youre alive. not because i think the cycle of suffering and rebirth is awesome but because we need to keep as many people breathing as we can to ward off Yorul, who can only take a breath when humans arent inhaling or exhaling. one time in 1976 there was a synchronicity where every human alive was between breaths and Yorul took a biiiiiig gasp and was about to split asia into three when a high schooler in iowa named kim took a hit off her friends joint and choked Yorul out

Reblog to keep breathing and ward off Yorul.

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

Having someone who is a relative stranger send you a meme that is exactly your vibe is actually a top tier Feeling Seen™ experience.

I would love to receive random memes