You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

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"Ooh ya bastard" is now quote of the year

Whenever I can't fall asleep, instead of counting sheep, i recite the names of every contestant in taskmaster uk, from the latest series backwards

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It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

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