Huh?

do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????

What do you mean?  You went on all of those adventures with them, didn’t you?

That is the best answer ever

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

i have never thought about this..

^^^^

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen 

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

this movie was a fucking gem and deserves to be put in a vault of classics

Lying in a freshly made bed after taking a shower is probably one of the best feelings ever

I’ll see your bet and raise you a fluffy, freshly laundered bathrobe with a purring cat curled up against your thigh.

I see your raise, and add a light thunderstorm outside in the fall just when all the leaves have turned shades of orange and red, and your favorite song comes on shuffle without having to skip ten songs to get to it.

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

HAHAHAHAHA

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sighhhh feminism isn’t about hating all men and wanting to destroy them that’s just my own personal hobby

what the fuck is this

this blog hates donald trump

he has toupee for his sins

Wow never thought I would say this but….Can I grow up to a be a piece of British furniture? Specifically that bed from The Friday Night Project? 

If I saw this before going to college everything would have been so much easier