Funny Anime & Stuff

"I feel like I've seen this scene" "toxic." "SAY IT."

"he's gonna be roasty toasty? is he gonna be ugly? is he gonna be old?" "sparkly?" "wait what" "why is that bad?"

"he's just complimenting himself" "he's challenging her to a race" "why is he like this"

"I mean..if my boyfriend killed people before, that DOES MATTER"

"imagine watching this in theaters" "well people probably thought this was good back then"

"I ain't dating no killer"

"this feels uncomfortable" "because he WANTS TO EAT HER"

"I thought he was gonna turn into something cool, but he just turned...sparkly"

"can he not mention her blood? you little creep"

"she can see the future but the future can change" "so her visions are useless"

"this is his first kiss in a hundred years? what a loserrrr"

"it's kinda weird that they added a baseball scene to this movie"

friend: who

me: *hesitating* the love of my life...