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Hmmmm let's see

- his mums are 100% responsible for kiri's fashion sense

- when his mum first saw kiri with dyed + styled hair she thought he was an intruder and nearly screamed the house down

- "you ruined your beautiful hair!" "mum please I'm going for a look here"

- kiri gets his sharp teeth from his mama, the two of them go through toothbrushes very fast

- kiri was taller than his mum by the time he was 13, and taller than his mama by 15

- his mama would always tease her wife about how short she is, the teasing stopped when kiri was 15 lmao

- they don't really like kiri's hero costume but they would never tell him because he designed it himself and they love and support all of his terrible fashion mistakes

- that being said, they dont realise that most of his clothes are considered tacky (what can I say, gays are like that sometimes)

- ashido LOVES kiri's mums, kiri will come home sometimes to find her having dinner with them

- ashido, on the phone: kirishima-san what should I wear to this date?

kiri's mum: you wouldn't happen to have orange pants, would you?

- kiri brings home bakugou for a study session and his mums give each other a look cos they know their boy

- kiri: *talking about how cool his cool friend bakugou is*

his mums: 👀👀👀👀👀

- they meet bakugou's parents at some point and their immediate response is "alright we have to protect this boy we have two sons now"

- "guys you can't adopt my friend" "either we adopt him or you marry him" "MA"

- unlike other people, his mums didn't question his decision to go to UA for a second, they know he's gonna be a great hero (they just wish kiri knew that himself ;-;)

- no one was surprised that kiri has two mums, except maybe kaminari

- "I never would have guessed!" "where do you think he gets all that respect women juice bitch?"

- kiri, aged 12: I'm gay

his mum: thank god