Ellie's Ramblings

you know maybe the victorians were on to something because i definitely think it’s time to be shipped off to the seaside for my health

girl i will crack my joints in ways you've never heard before

picture this: a vampire throwing handfuls of insects to a swarm of bats like an old man feeding pigeons in the park

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega’s Mambo no.5 plays]

girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

girlworkers of the girlworld unite

Alligator doesn’t taste like chicken; both taste like dinosaur.

This person worked on Deltarune

and megaman sprite game 😭

There are two type of pet owners: Those who think their pet refer to them as “MOM/DAD”, and those who think their pet refer to them as “HUMAN”.

“Dead men tell no tales? Wrong, your honor. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness, the victim.”

Literally, my internal monologue when I’m outside.

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

Writes “WHORE” on my bathroom mirror in lipstick but as an affirmation

“i could fix him” could you fix me instead? i’m suffering