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HE’S GONNA TOP EVERYONE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Especially Midorya, ahem. Anyways, thought I’d do a more simple straight forward adaptation of @goodly-otaku ‘s scenario this time! (I posted somewhat early for once too lol)

a crumpled pair of jeans and a few (clean) items of underwear: things could be worse

i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection. 

“Everybody gets tired

Art from Kumari Loves a Monster by Rashmi Devadasan. Illustrated by Shyam. 

“The young maidens in these pages all have beauty, brains and talent / They while away the night and day / With monsters fierce and gallant.

She asked for something smaller, and he started laughing and responded with, “You’re not skinny.”

This is my sister:

This was my baby bro’s response when she told us: 

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Men: