TreeFrog Club

This is what happens when you get old.

mans is absolutely positively coolin

frogs drink through their skin so this frog is nursing a drink at his local frog bar

If cats could talk to humans they would probably choose not to.

If cats could talk, they would lie.

Traue niemandem

bissshhh u need to do it on your own

Dies ist nicht Licht am Ende des Tunnels, nur Sie. Du bist das Licht.

If every person on the planet donated just one dollar, we would raise enough money to help do a major thing to save the earth

CPR is just a human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again.

Except Game cartridges don't puke in your mouth.

Get your Goddamn finger off the trigger!

1 day left till spring ⚘🌼🌹🌞 Reblog if your as happy as I am to welcome spring 2019🙏🌞⚘🌼🌹

Please no more mud.

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

I cornobbled my son in law just last summer