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we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Another Galaxy is formed.
Woof
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This is what happens when you get old.

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@frawgs
mans is absolutely positively coolin
frogs drink through their skin so this frog is nursing a drink at his local frog bar
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.”
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Look how mama’s neck hair stands up.
“Am ah gonna have to stomp a bitch?”
If cats could talk to humans they would probably choose not to.
If cats could talk, they would lie.

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“Will Nähe, doch zugleich niemanden zu nah ran lassen.”
— xo (via unkaputtbarxo)
Traue niemandem
“Irgendwas ist damals in mir gestorben und irgendwie schafft es keiner das in Ordnung zu bringen.”
— (via ab-gewandt)
bissshhh u need to do it on your own
Dies ist nicht Licht am Ende des Tunnels, nur Sie. Du bist das Licht.
If every person on the planet donated just one dollar, we would raise enough money to help do a major thing to save the earth
If every person on the planet donated just one dollar,
Someone would steal it.
CPR is just a human version of blowing into a video game cartridge hoping it’ll work again.
JUST LIKE
BIDEO GAME
Except Game cartridges don't puke in your mouth.
Get your Goddamn finger off the trigger!

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1 day left till spring ⚘🌼🌹🌞 Reblog if your as happy as I am to welcome spring 2019🙏🌞⚘🌼🌹
Please no more mud.
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
I cornobbled my son in law just last summer