I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.

Listen I know I’m Jewish but this shit is too fucking funny for me not to reblog

This actually had me hollering laughing after a mind numbing shift, so props to all who contributed!

These are all legitimately hilarious?

Unbelievable mime with balloon

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

The thing that makes a lot of male authors unacceptable to me is that they’ll construct all sorts of fantasy worlds, such as in GRRM’s case, a world with sorcerers and witches and dragons and ice zombies and blood magic, and yet they have to include rampant, consistent, horrific, excessive sexual violence toward and objectification of women for some kind of “social commentary”. You could do a brilliant commentary on patriarchy without explicit scenes of rape or sexualization - female authors manage to do so all the time, funnily enough. We have to realize at some point that male authors have a macabre and voyeuristic obsession with women being subjected to violence of all kinds. 

Please be happy for other people. Your time will come.

Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places causing a much more severe attitude to be taken towards same-sex relations, and today when most western countries are only a few decades into not viewing homosexuality as a mental illness, you have lowkey racists talking about what savages people from so and so country are for their homophobia. This isn’t to say that the people from post-colonial countries upholding homophobia today should not be held responsible for their attitudes, but like, the boldness of using this to talk about The Ethnics having some kind of eternal homophobia ingrained on a genetic level when it was in many cases your ancestor’s societies who imposed their values onto these people, and you somehow get to act like you and your people are the Ubermenschen of empathy and reason and the capacity to grow and others fundamentally lack this capacity

apparently native american tribes were in contact with the donner party and offered them food when they saw the colonists were starving and the donner party turned them down and decided to go the whole “cannibalism” route instead. 

Eva Longoria is everything

lack of intergenerational language exchange is one of the leading causes of language death for endangered and indigenous languages because of this culture of shame attached to “lesser” coded languages so frankly if yr mocking people for not speaking their mother tongue without taking the colonial reasons for this into account, you’re an ignorant prick and you can go fuck yourself like