No one

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

i can't go on living in a society where women are expected to shave their armpits. i can't do it anymore. if you're like "hrmgmg girl pits" and show me that shit shorn. bald. a barren wasteland. a decimated ecosystem. an affront to life itself. i will not stop until every gilette for her razor on earth has been melted down into steel ingots

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy