noah: shes straight what else is there to get

my hand slipped

Katie from Total Drama Island kins Sadie from Total Drama Island!

thats Bottom Storage.

i haven’t been outside in about 6 months. my neighbors noticed the stench of dead animal coming from my house and called 911. when the ambulance arrived they found me behind my refrigerator, covered in cobwebs and ants. when they try and load me into the car, i bite one of them and tear a hole as big as a fist into their arm. they sedate me just long enough to strap me onto a stretcher and haul me to the hospital. while at the hospital, they run tests and x-rays and find something lodged deep inside of my rectum. it’s the my plush toys noah plush, a character off of the hit series total drama. they try to take him out but i squeeze my ass cheeks so tight they can’t get a good grab on the soft felt of the plush toy version of noah total drama. it’s hopeless. they are forced to euthanize me. the doctors sue my plush toys for the death of yet another customer. my body is thrown into the lake, still with the noah plush toy hidden in my anus.

Jean Paul Gaultier

Also speaking of being homophobic, don’t roast me over my headcanons, they aren’t all even accurate to what I think, there just aren’t enough straight people on this show so I had to improvise with a few

*breaks your heart and chews it up and spits it out and then steps on it, throws it down a sewer, calls it names, and then laughs*

Noah from Total Drama is Morosexual!

Inspired by @totaljenisland

dj- neutral milk hotel