Sarah Cameron really lucked out because her siblings are named Rafe and WHEEZIE.
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Sarah Cameron really lucked out because her siblings are named Rafe and WHEEZIE.

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A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches
If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.
Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.
Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.
If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.
If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.
The Bibles will be blank until you confess.
Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.
The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.
If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.
If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.
If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.
Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.
If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.
The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.
Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.
Don’t get seperated from your friends.
If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.
If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.
You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.
Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.

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sci-fi jobs that must exist that i find inexplicably amusing:
space customs
tow trucks except they’re towing illegally parked spaceships
for that matter, spaceship thieves, if only for how much more effort i imagine that would take
irs agents who have to find tax evaders who went 2 or 3 galaxies over
literally everything about the concept of the space version of the dmv
imagine being the person who teaches hapless 16 year olds how to fly a spaceship
people who analyze Old Earth media for a living the same way people now analyze shakespeare or beowulf, aka a bunch of scholarly and serious academics writing papers arguing the true meaning of Mean Girls and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and A Very Potter Musical
cruise spaceships. you’re taking a slow tour of saturn’s rings and people are still complaining about you running out of cocktail sauce
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Space cartographer. Some poor sucker’s gotta literally count the stars in order to chart ‘em. Did you think computers made the maps??
Gas station attendant, but in space. You thought earth truck stops were liminal? Try pausing to refuel on an asteroid hurtling though the middle of inky-black nowhere. You’d see some interesting folks pass through, though
Imagine working at a space hotel, for that matter
Traveling Salesman
op, back again, with more
IT workers who deal with tech that can communicate across the multiverse, rearrange people’s molecules, and communicate with ancient eldritch gods…….and 9 out of 10 problems can still be fixed with “read the instruction manual” or “did you turn it off and back on again”
let’s players. people’s love of video games and screaming profanity at said video games transcends galaxy and species lines
the post office. bravest people in ‘verse. though they did have to change their creed. it’s now: “neither snow nor rain nor heat nor black holes nor meteor showers nor solar flares stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…”
also, food delivery peeps. all the above danger + dealing with more drunk aliens.
SPACE UBER
tourist traps. “welcome to the galaxy’s biggest ball of yarn. yes, it’s this one, not the one on mars. the martians are filthy liars and they’ve always been jealous of our superior attraction.”
science museum tour guides. the museums have gotten…….very big. it’s a very exhausting job, but it’s so worth it when the field trips full of kids from various galaxies get all excited
space drug dealers
I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it
Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.
Ross died of influenza
Other appropriate aspects to add to this reboot: there’s a long-running game among his friends called, “Promiscuous romance author or Vegas showgirl?” in which they try to guess which of his mothers Chandler is complaining about.
tv show concept: a human buys an old house already owned by a vampire. since the vampire is dead, they cannot hold a lease, however any eviction notice also isn't legally binding, so they have no choice but to live together, and both spend all their spare time trying to make each other's lives as miserable as possible in an attempt to force the other person to leave
vampire: where the FUCK is my SOLID GOLD CANDELABRA??? it's a PRICELESS HEIRLOOM that's been in my family's possession for GENERATIONS, i'll have you know
human: *pointedly not looking in the direction of the golden hat rack that definitely wasn't in the hallway yesterday* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
vampire: *walks into the kitchen and immediately starts coughing* what the hell is that vile stench?
human: *smugly* garlic bread
vampire: *gagging* we're getting an extractor chimney
vampire: *wailing dramatically as they stalk the hallways in their floor-length nightgown in the dark*
human, flipping on the light switch and folding their arms and glaring: you realise it's 2am in the fucking morning?
vampire: *innocently* oh, is it? i hadn't noticed
visitor at the house: awful lot of crosses in this place. you catholic or something?
human: *laughing* oh, no, i just - *realising they're about to try to explain that they live with an unwelcome vampire roommate* well. um.
So I was in a history major and then dropped out and one of the defining reasons was that historians really like to tell you that you cant add today’s biases into society.
So if were talking about slavery or how women were treated as literal property, we cant make a statement about how that was a bad thing because the times were different.
And as much as I hate to break the hearts of the white only history professors at that school, racism and sexism and homophobia have always been bad.
Like can you imagine being one of like 25 poc in a class of 300 taught by a white man, and that white man telling us that we cant put our “biases” on something like the slave trade?????????? Historical perspective my ass
The history field has a huge white people problem honestly its ridiculous. I know people say that history is just stuffy old white men and they’re absolutely right.
I think the only worse field is philosophy tbh
My history professor, an older white woman, said something that has stuck with me: “Yes, these thoughts feelings and actions were products of their time, but never forget that they are WRONG, and never allow that to temper your feelings towards the perpetrators of these injustices. Hate them. Rage at them in your papers, but study them, learn their tactics, so that you can recognize them in modern people, and stop that shit from ever happening again. Do not allow history to repeat itself.”
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I really needed to read this today. Thank you.
Potato girl has her life goals in order.
This is a game changer.

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All of these but unironically
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Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons.
Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed.
Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.
The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.
The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.
The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.
Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.
#the four horsemen of the gaypocalypse

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This scene changed my life
Carrie Fisher’s home, from Bright Lights (2016).
i have dreams about carrie’s bathroom
I’ll love her forever