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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right
It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!
It’s the best painting that exists
idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender
that is a good and valid point. thank you
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i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
some highlights
Ron is a Slytherin
Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
Angels have replaced owls
Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
Wizard duels are now called pray-offs
I’ll add more when i read more
more
Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
Voldemort has hair
Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell
““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal
This is some anti My Immortal shit
how does one sob femininely?
PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
I love you thank you
Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.
There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.
Slytherins are Catholics.
Petunia wears pant suits.
“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “
Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
Jeezus fuckin Christ
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
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I guess I look like a boy now??
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
The Ghostbusters and the Ghost that wants to be found.
So, this is kinda fucking weird and random, but amazon is really pushing their lightning deal on cordyceps tea on me for black friday.
You know. Cordyceps. The fungus that invades the bodies of ants and other insects, takes over their body while leaving their brain untouched, and makes them climb up a tree, latch on, and then eats them from the inside out to turn them into a giant spore farm? [video with more info]
not gonna say that Amazon is infected by cordyceps fungus, but I mean… this is a bit creepy?
It seems 100% of the lightning deal has been claimed though. Hope we aren’t in for IRL The Last of Us. (fungus zombie apocalypse)
@typhlonectes @glumshoe @frigidloki and I dunno, other weird/science/cryptic blogs I feel should know this? Maybe zombie preppers?
Just saw this lightning deal. Have they ever done lightning deals on tea before? There are zero other lightning deals on any sort of food or drink active since that one ended.
I guess they have Jeff Bezos already.
Cordyceps is commonly eaten throughout China! They farm it on caterpillars and harvest it from the wild for $$$. It’s not particularly delectable, but it’s believed to have health benefits.
yeah but a lot of things are believed to have health benefits that are very much Bad??
like im not saying this is awful because im not thoroughly educated on the subject but ehhh idk about this?
People and insects usually have very different biologies. Unless you find yourself in a Kafka’s Metamorphosis situation, you have little to worry about.
@unsettlingstories well
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye
Even if it’s historically accurate?
as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990
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“Favorite spot since childhood”
Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?
masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.
me @ dinner parties
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Guess I won the glow up.
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