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like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional girl will come to you and when that happens you must start putting her in situations. this is the meaning of life.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

ive talked about "childhood friends gone wrong" on here before right

there's probably already a name for this but it's a trope i coined for a very specific type of dynamic that im consistently obsessed with. give me two people who grew up together and played together and were each other's best friend and then Something Happened and now everything's fucked up but they're still friends. or they want to be at least. you look so different now and everything is so much more complicated now than when we played in your backyard but literally who else knows me better than you. who else could i ever call my best friend

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

really one of my favorite types of characters in the world it seems is. well i dont know how else to describe it but "losing the idgaf war" but theres at least 2 genres of this that ive noticed I Gotta Make an Image hold on

"A TTRPG about alternate realities that is so weird people will think you dreamt it" is a full cryptid designed exactly for me, so when I had the pleasure of stumbling across this post I had to go buy a copy immediately.