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i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go

Truely the bar is on the ground. No one is asking you to rewrite history and pretend you never liked it. Just stop giving that hateful woman money.

sometimes it genuinely feels like other people don't remember being children. "omg if a 13 year old is looking at porn there is something deeply wrong 😨 they shouldn't even be thinking about sex!!" they are going through puberty and their hormones are going crazy. do you remember being 13 years old.

They absolutely do remember, but this is a particularly stupid Emperor's New Clothes situation where they not only parrot the popular Morally Pure™ opinion that teenagers never get horny or look at porn or have sex ever because they're Minors™, but then also pretend that they themselves also never did those things, because if they admitted that they did, some batshit freak would probably call them a paedophile.

as the op of this post, i can confirm batshit freaks in my inbox calling me a pedophile for this 😔

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment