welcome to the infinite black skies

@daredevilmeme

An assassin is just a serial killer who takes requests.

not requests. commissions. pay for your indirect murders.

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

Captain Man

I got The Mask are you joking jshdjasdc

Crime Cold…

ADAGAHSJSJAH SISTER CANDLE

I AM SISTER CAT! does this mean i get to go on *more* cool adventures with @memecatwoman?

THE RADIOACTIVE BEEF!!!

Brother Weather: The Weather Wizard’s kid brother who follows him around being embarrassing. 

I got King Man. I believe this to be accurate.

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

The only reason you’re not in a dumpster “currently” is because I pulled you out of one a few hours ago.

if i get shot do i own the bullet

can i keep it

Don’t joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me

I’ve been meaning to ask. I’m poor. Why do you always eat my food.

Yours always tastes better.

I suppose I have to resort to drastic measures. bring the ingredients and I’ll cook

It’s a deal

Don’t joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me

I’ve been meaning to ask. I’m poor. Why do you always eat my food.

Yours always tastes better.