lost in a haze

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

Sweetiepie council

The Reblog (2014)

Bahahahaha love this

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

The Revival (2026)