Selfish Old Boy!!

Harry Potter fans are so fucking annoying

The twelve publishers that rejected JK Rowling are the most vindicated people in history

Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.

cartoons are literally real and will fuck you. keep trying

i jerk off till my penis scrweam

do NOT awawa at your former coworker who is messaging you on linkedin trying to help you get a job at his current company

its such a natural response that i've typed it out of habit and then deleted it like 6 times

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

when most of the fans of the character don't understand or know how raped they are but i know. in my heart i know