Selfish Old Boy!!

the daniel that couldnt be damned

This is me but unironically. I had little interest in media targeted at adults until I was like 20. At 17 my favorite show was steven universe. I'm just now realizing that maybe my experience was weird?

Everyone in the reblogs is like "I was watching hardcore porn at 10 years old, if you enjoyed shows that were intended for your own age demographic you're a stupid little puritanical baby" like oh my god my bad for coming home from middle school and watching icarly and not a serbian film

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

This question absolutely utterly baffles me

Life is too short to have sex you don’t like. Be gross, be weird, don’t do it at all if it’s not for you. Expand your definition of sex. Remove yourself from things that don’t feel good. Find positions and kinks and toys that work for you. Don’t let anyone tell you that sex needs to happen a certain way or happen at all. Orgasms are optional. Involving your genitals is optional. Everything is optional. Do what you like to do and respect what other people do and don’t like to do. Good sex doesn’t make you feel bad about yourself. You deserve to have pleasure in ways that work for you.

I could fix him in my fics but making him worse is so much more fun. #bleeding as enrichment

its not bleeding, its blood letting, its good for you, hold still

they need to invent bottom surgery that gives you different kinds of penises. give girls sheaths. give girls horse cocks. give girls ovipositors. PLEASE. PLEASEEE

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert