Selfish Old Boy!!

❓You can kiss your sister to benefit from a temporary buff to all stats

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

yes

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

bitch do you speak from fucking expirence?

what makes you think you can talk to strangers like this

lets kill this guy

everything i touch turns in to incest porn

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)

"fucking freak" (affectionate)

i'm obsessed with problematic relationships with age gaps where the age gap is the least problematic thing about their relationship

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?