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Would you still love me if I was a Bipes Biporus commonly known as Mexican Mole Lizard? 🥺😔
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When I was younger I used to be part of the “only-reads-complete-fics crowd” but as I’m getting older I’m realizing how powerful it can be to have consistent things to look forward to…
All the ppl in the tags laughing abt how fic updates aren’t consistent are cowards. I aim to be subbed to at least 365 fics. One for each day of the year. And that’s just my starting point. Your inbox? Empty. Barren. Fallow. Mine? Bountiful. Overflowing. A cornucopia of ripe treats awaiting my tender consumption. I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition.
“I wade through honey-rich excess while you starve of your own volition”.
This line is the sexiest way to say “You fucked up” that I have ever read. I have to start using this in my life when pointing out the follies of others.
I have so many updates to read, no end in sight, so many fandoms so many ships so many AMAZING authors!
Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware
So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"
masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk
turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now
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A travesty
War. Whores. Fish. Fear.
Long ago, the four mongers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the warmongers attacked.

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard
I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this
posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny
we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !
Hey, I saw you use nicker poster colour. I have been thinking about ordering some, and wondering how it compares with gouache. I hear its what Studio Ghibli use and I love their backgrounds. I never can get quite the same effect as them with other mediums, and I was wondering whether its properties would help in achieving that (might be also my skill though) .
i do, sometimes! i haven’t used it in a while.
nicker poster color and gouache are pretty much the same thing, nicker just being a cheaper/thinner version of gouache. they both reactivate with water and dry matte. nicker is about half the price of gouache ($5 a tube vs $10 a tube), and is even a smidge cheaper than acryla gouache ($7 a tube). the cost really comes in with shipping fees from japan! but jetpens sells tube sets and some individual tubes for a good price.
i took a workshop at concept design academy about 2 years ago, hosted by yohichi nishikawa, a ghibli bg painter. they gave us all the same or similar supplies that ghibli bg painters use, and we learned their technique, which is deceptively easy lol. basically you HAVE to master gradients, and you can’t move on as a trainee until you can do a beautiful gradient every single time. if you can paint a gradient then you can paint anything on top (a sky, a field, a house, etc). it’s an insanely challenging way of painting so don’t be discouraged if you don’t pick it up right away. here are some gradients i painted during the workshop:
and the only decent painting i managed to do over the course of the 2 days lol
getting the right materials helps. studio ghibli uses tmk poster paper, which you can buy here (this item used to ship internationally idk if it does anymore sorryyy). this type is slightly different than the actual type they use, which you can apparently only get from sekaido in shinjuku and have to special order lol. same brand though.
the NUMBER ONE TIP is to completely wet BOTH sides of the paper, and let the water soak in until the paper has a “glass like” surface (wait about 5 mins). then, as you paint, you want to keep the paper moist so that the paint blends easily. at ghibli they use humidifiers. we didnt have those at the workshop so i just worked really fast lol. only sharp details are put on after the entire painting has dried.
you will also need a square brush, like this, for painting gradients/big areas, and a round brush, like this for details. you can find something similar outside of japan by searching for calligraphy brushes.
the secret weapon of painting gradients is this guy, a hake brush. this brush is always kept clean and dry, and you use it by gently feathering it in diagonally strokes over a gradient to smooth out the edges where the paint is changing color. this is the hardest part but also my favorite, hehe. very intense.
videos to help!
a short tutorial by the official nicker poster color channel that shows the technique of wetting both sides of the paper and keeping the surface wet while you paint.
from the same channel, a BEAUTIFUL sky being painted. this one shows how to use the hake brush, and gives a better example how to paint a gradient. they make it look easy. it’s ludicrously hard hahaha.
from the man kazuo oga himself. his technique is a little different in this video, because he uses the poster color VERY thinned down (normally you dont have to add much water at all), and applies them almost like watercolor with opague paint on top. i luv it. his book is also very helpful too. it’s in japanese but there are pictures of his process.
of course there are tons of other methods besides the one i’ve outlined here :) for instance, tekkonkinkreet and ponyo were both painted with poster color and then used colored pencil/pastels on top to add texture.
BASICALLY, poster color is much cheaper than gouache if you cut out the shipping cost. (when i was in japan, i went to sekaido and the 40ml pots were only $4 dfhksdhfsjdhfdf). it’s also thinner and way more finnicky. gouache has a “creamier” and thicker consistency, and you usually need to thin it with water. poster color also dries a biiiiiit lighter than gouache, especially if you apply thin paint over thick, dried paint.
overall, i would recommend giving poster color a try if you can find a set that’s in your budget! they’re super fun, but challenging, to use. i prefer gouache on the regular, because i like having more control over my paint.

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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing
Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!
OP I owe you my life
OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.
i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)
Everyone knows about Chekov's Gun, but let me tell you about Hussie's Gun
Hussie's Gun is sitting on the mantle in act 1. In act 2, people keep commenting on the gun, but nothing happens. In Act 3 Act 1, someone puts flowers in the gun barrel. In Act 3 Act 2, the gun is randomly replaced by a Big Mouth Billy Bass. In Act 3 Act 3, they find the gun again. In Act 4 Act 1, they realize the gun was never loaded. In Act 4 Act 2, they fire the gun anyway, and the flowers still lodged in the barrel kill a villain who just happens to be allergic to flowers. In Act 4 Act 3, they lose the killer flower gun through a time portal. In act 4 Act 4 Act 1, they realize they need it again, so they steal it from the past and replace it with a big mouth billy bass...
In Act 6, they turn on the big mouth billy bass, and it starts firing the missing bullets everywhere.
Homestuck is perpetually one or two cuils weirder than you ever expect it to be.
The trailer of Adult Swim’s first fully Spanish series, a lesbian stop-motion animation titled “Women Wearing Shoulder Pads”, was just released recently. Unfortunately, it’s fallen under the radar, and most of the comments are people complaining about woke. Give it some love!

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