This is an ace boon swipe, Gum

Asking a DJ to turn the music up and he gets really upset and starts unplugging all his shit

video game loading screen tips

I love evil wizards

You’re part of the problem.

People who are NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school! People who ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school!

i still think about emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center. god its just so 

i miss hanzo

You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart

love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person

love the implication that putting down a headstone makes a body spawn under it