long jen silver

your cat was an honor to see in the window

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Reblog this triple-dead post for something good to happen to you this week.

goodbye straight people

when have i ever said one thing that made me sound like a child emperor

oh 😭

wtf your treacherous uncle just bit me