would rather be MAIMING

the quilted gambeson stays ON during sex

there is a moment between jumping from the frying pan into the fire that feels a lot like liberation

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

you really have no responsibilities as a melee dps. whole team could be falling apart around you and nothing you can even do about it but keep hitting the boss