Eld och Flamma

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

How am I… tearing up over this? I love it. Them. Brushbuddy. Whatever their gender is.

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

Actually i do think Ahsoka and lux bonteri fucked during their adventure with death watch and that this was the last piece she needed to figure out she was actually a lesbian.