killing you with a big rock

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead