Cause I'm Made of Sheep. Also a Maid.

Me deadass everytime I arrive to work!!!

an army of chicken sandwiches

and now for something completely different

Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.

Like, yeah, King will have literal space aliens making pop culture references that only old men from small-town Maine would plausibly make; however, I have seen the kinds of novels that people who spent their twenties on Tumblr write, and there is also a very definite sense of time and place.

Brown is a beautiful color FUCK all the propaganda trying to convince us its ugly.

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

can y’all stop being fucking weird in the tags. i’m not going to absolve your sins just because you confessed that you hate fat ppl so much you have to consciously remember to slap your own wrist at your internalized fatphobia bc your prejudices are Just So second-nature. it’s really awesome that you’re at long last realizing those viewpoints are oppressive. truly. i’m not giving you a gold star though, is that what you want? to be patted on the back? would you say this shit on a post i made about being discriminated against as a lesbian? that dykes disgust you so viscerally and it’s literally So Sad that you have to Constantly Remember to not be a lesbophobic piece of shit? am i supposed to feel bad for you? because i don’t. in fact, in makes me want to knock the teeth out of your mouth. how fucking dare you