anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

happy fucking pride month we should never have ceded to let drag queens speak for trans women

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

17 years

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

avoiding eye contact with someone is basically foreplay

doing this with opposing counsel at this settlement conference. i know he wants me. give us 95 million bitch boy and i'll let you do me in the broom closet

chewtoy 4 chewtoy we both end up covered in bite marks n hickies n so many sensitive spots to poke which makes cuddling afterwards a very twitchy experience

The only things I’m memorializing today are a couple beers