The saddest man in town could be seen this morning, slouching on his porch, looking at a rainbow

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

Friyay... Starts Now.