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The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

THEY WERE MOON MATES

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

reblog if you’re obsessed with imagery and symbolism and also are a homo

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

I just want them to lay in the dark in silence and run their hands through the others hair and over their sides and down their back and i want nezumi to tuck their head under shion’s chin and i want shion to trace patterns into the fabric of nezumi’s shirt

!!!! Oh my god!!!!!

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

To dungeons deep and cavern old.