"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Bro let me get a hit of that dandelion

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

Anyways, *drifts into imagination*

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

recommending things i like to other people is so scary. i’ll be talking about how good it is and what i like about it so they check it out and then im like “fuuuuuck i forgot to warn them about all the early chapter stuff that you kinda just have to let slide and trust the process”

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation