Born to be weird since 1996

This is not an exaggeration.  Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you’d come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

I think the reason why Tolkien keeps referring to “the bow of Legolas” and “the voice of Legolas” and “the arrows of Legolas” is that he doesn’t want to write “Legolas’s”

it’s his own damn fault, he named the character. and you can’t even blame the language he got the name from, cause he made that one up too

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

If I sense any hint of disinterest, I shut down so quickly

Oh My God

I’ve never seen this added to it before

IT GOT BETTER