17.4 jellyfish in a dazai coat

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

everyone's career advice is like "you should do what you love" and "there's no better feeling in the world than fulfilling employment" until you start digging graves for yourself instead of your boss and then suddenly you're doing it wrong and need to stop whistling merrily and wipe that smile off your face

this isn't a hypothetical btw a bird hit my mom's window and died and she refused to let me bury it because i was "too enthusiastic"

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Soup

Hot hot soup

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

all outta soub :(

Leave the soup men alone.

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;

Force-enbies you. Helps you build the courage to stop conforming to the parts of your gender that feel like a chore… by force. This collar will zap you any time you mistake a map for the territory. We’ll get you high and make you meditate on paradoxes until you’re less uptight about labels. We’ll clicker train you to say no to your parents. Come on down to force-enby academy today.