EGoRax

turns out I still have access to this otherwise inaccessible account through my computer

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

This is an exception to not being related to writing.

Bringing this back as we approach Halloween. Keep your pets indoors.

Trains

Boobs

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

Minecraft seed

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S

It’s tapioca, it would probably turn into a sludge immediately

Even better

In what way is tapioca sludge preferable to anything?

Idk, I’m just gay and horny :3

Who isn’t these days?

Str*it people 🤮

I forgot those exist D:

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S

It’s tapioca, it would probably turn into a sludge immediately

Even better

In what way is tapioca sludge preferable to anything?

Idk, I’m just gay and horny :3

Who isn’t these days?

Str*it people 🤮

all workers should go on strike forever until these motherfuckers stop making these fucking steaming hot pile of garbage opinion pieces

Anarchy time

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S

It’s tapioca, it would probably turn into a sludge immediately

Even better

In what way is tapioca sludge preferable to anything?

Idk, I’m just gay and horny :3

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S

It’s tapioca, it would probably turn into a sludge immediately

Even better

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S