…Walder the White… or whatever idk I never read Lotr
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…Walder the White… or whatever idk I never read Lotr

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I really think that people who dislike the collector and think that he is truly evil just..... do not understand children or child development even a little bit......
The collector essentially has the same cognitive abilities and the mindset of a young child. If you isolate any child, give them no parental figure or moral guidance, put them through the same type of emotional trauma and abandonment, and then give them unlimited god like powers and an opportunity to finally have a friend and people to play with....... It is NOT going to go well in any case because they're just a child with too much unregulated power who does not have a strong grasp on their emotions and has never been taught right and wrong. You can't call him evil for this. Is he hurting people? Of course. Is he doing it because he is inherently bad or evil and wants to see people suffer? Absolutely not.
Another amazing take from beloved tumblr user @marcylore !!!!!!
People fail to realize that the collector could be SO much worse if he wanted to. They are objectively the most powerful being we have seen in the show so far, the very first scene he was in his physical form was literally moving a planet out of the way like it was nothing. If the collector was like belos and had a GENUINE evil mindset and an end goal, it would be over for everyone. I don't doubt that he could like. Explode the boiling isles with minimal effort if he wanted to. BUT HE DOESN'T!!! He is not turning people into toys because he is sadistic and wants to punish people or harm them to get what he wants. He likely doesn't even process that these are actual people and there are consequences for his actions. He didn't force King to stay specifically to harm him, they just wanted someone to play with after years of being trapped and alone with only belos manipulating him for his own personal gain for company. The collector has almost unlimited power, which is why belos wanted him on his side in the first place. Fundamentally, he is just a scared and lonely child with no guidance or concept of morality. He is doing his best with his very limited frame of reference.

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someone is on my blog on their wii that is dedication right there
2013 was a simpler time
i deserve to have a tail
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.
YES.
Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?
Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.
Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

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things I love about this
someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
“live harmless reptile”
her face
the tortoise’s face
Thats a fucking snapping turtle
Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen
pictured: nerd to nerd friendship
Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*
What cruel person would do such a thing? Now I Garlack
No offense but where are the male porn bots
..and where are all the gods?
where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
Late at night, I scroll and I scroll and I reblog a few memes
I need a
manwhore
I'm holding out for a manwhore till the end of the night
He's gotta be fake
With no reblogs or taste
And he's gotta be blocked out of spite
I need a
manwhore!
my most recent strategy for dealing with executive dysfunction is that when I catch myself lying in bed thinking “I want to be doing the productive thing, but for some reason I’m still just lying here, wtf is wrong with me” I start mentally screaming until I get up.
I don’t mean screaming AT myself, I just mean screaming. Like, a battle cry, or a tantruming baby. The goal is to fill up my brain with “AAAAAAAAAAA” until I am vertical. I can’t articulate WHY it works, but so far it’s working for me!
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
YES CAPES!
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