the party rock is coming from inside the house

hate that when i dare to be in a good mood at work and put in effort to help customers it just gets me old men hitting on me

watched the movie "foodfight!" tonight and there's a lot to unpack but my main takeaway is the phrase "you cold-farted itch"

i hate how youtube is being overtaken by people trying to sell products. i can't find my satisfying tonsil stone removal videos anymore, it's just all device recommendations. what happened to just shoving a q-tip in the back of your throat and filming it 😔

only realized today how much emphasis zombie movies put on bites specifically. would a toothless zombie do nothing then???

i am still so pissed that i never considering putting little charms on a flip phone when i had one. all i did was instantly make my ringtone "smack that" and repeatedly open and close it