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why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

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sludgebitch

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

lakevida

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

lakevida

your majesty what is upppp

weepingchoir

huh

contemptible-scoundrel

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xanaxfarts

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

nattousan

#ratatouille

peach-s0up

zoo wee mama

junk-thunder

come back my scarab

junk-thunder

please come back my scarab

junk-thunder

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

40ouncesandamule

Orcas are known to be smart and ruthless hunters. They've been observed hunting a variety of prey, with some species, such as whales, larger

I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

40ouncesandamule

marxistlesbianist

Yup

staranos

That's absolutely insane.

angelnumber27

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

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ordinarysparkplug

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea

im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

blackpyrefly

thank you solid snake

bunniope

thank you solid snake

thirstythighs

thank you solid snake

gallusrostromegalus

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

starathsbunker

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

gallusrostromegalus

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

cm8x-insanity

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

gallusrostromegalus

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

memento-meliora

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

wateredwizard

Why does your post have lingerie on

memento-meliora

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

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