Interrobangs and Regular Expressions

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

The Mob Psycho Onsen OVA is good because all the esper kids and Serizawa get to have fun in a hot spring while Reigen is trapped in the Time-Dilation Torment Dimension

I must emphasize the kids do not know Reigen is trapped in the Time-Dilation Torment Dimension. Serizawa knows but he’s not doing anything about it because he read it is very rude to steal glory from your boss so he’s letting Reigen figure it out. (Reigen is not figuring it out.)

And in fact Reigen is not mad when Serizawa cops to this because 1) Reigen understands Serizawa is new to this and 2) Reigen DID want the glory for figuring this out (he did not figure it out)

I also must emphasize it is implied that Reigen is put BACK in the Time-Dilation Torment Dimension at the end.