Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

every dollar spent on a dinosaur inflatable costume or a dildo or a joker mask or a rainbow tutu or a lightsaber specifically purchased to be used as Quirky Props at protest would’ve done 100000000% more good just being sent as a donation to ur local community shelters like i said this the other day u ppl are declawed in a way thats just. girl idk. idk actually idk.

I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

one time one halloween my chemical romance got back together. i was there.

i get high & start actn like joe biden