#Pog Hogger

person 1: maybe look up videos of how butter’s made and maybe that will soothe your soul.

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

Senshi: Hmm... I don't have much cream on me, since it spoils easy, so let's cook both methods and see what we like better.

*cooking montage*

Senshi: Hm, you're right Marcille, this does taste better. It's sharper, and the butter provides all the creaminess it needs

Marcille: ^w^

Chilchuk: I dunno, I don't really taste a difference

Marcille: >:O

Senshi: Butter and cheese are both more stable than cream... thank you Marcille, now I can make alfredo even if I haven't visited the orcs recently

Marcille: Wait, I don't remember seeing any cows in the orc village...