#Pog Hogger

exactly 3 minutes

(based on this post)

that news crew: breaking news there is an eldritch monster floating over the city causing acid rain

captain who is kougami from ooo: that's not good. send in team lightning

team lightning: sir we can't attack the monster because whenever we fly our jets near it a giant tongue comes out and licks us and it's very weird and upsetting

kajio: yeah, especially since i'm not gay

captain who is kougami from ooo: interesting. gamu our resident Science genius can you explain this with Science

gamu: ok so basically the monster is flying because all of its molecules are made of hydrogen and hydrogen is lighter than air and that's how they made the hindenburg. i know it looks solid but it just decided to have all its molecules be made of hydrogen and so that's how it's flying

captain who is kougami from ooo: i see. thank you very much for your highly informed and accurate Science. does the licking have anything to do with it

gamu: nope

captain who is kougami from ooo: ok. we will shoot a bunch of oxygen at the monster so that its molecules turn to water which is heavier than air so it will stop flying and causing acid rain

everyone: ok let's do it

xig: *firing oxygen at the monster so its hydrogen molecules turn into water molecules even though it still looks the same and it falls to the ground*

gaia: *transforms and beats up the monster so it explodes*

agul: *shows up and punches gaia for no reason*

gamu, detransforming: wtf what is your problem why are you such a hater!!!!!

fujimiya, detransforming: tch... fool. #humansarethevirus #unabomber *walks away, mysteriously*

gamu: fujimiya... 🥺💔

georgie and atsuko: captain we found out that the monster originated above a testing site for hydrogen bombs and was formed from the hydrogen of the hydrogen bombs

everyone: wow this is so sad we need to take better care of our planet #gogreen #stopwars

kajio: does anyone even CARE that i flew my plane real good