I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

Damn for real?

hmm today i think i will treat statistics as infallible knowledge downloaded from planet earth's objectively correct stat counter instead of a summary of information someone obtained in some way and is now presenting to you a certain way

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

Sorry, we localized your boyfriend. Yeah. A lot of his character got lost in translation. Had to change his name to one that would make sense to a western audience too. My deepest apologies.