Here be Dragons

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

@blurry-apollo

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*