Here be Dragons

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

Yes

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

Then is post structuralism the contemporary bronze spider or the iron spider?

Post structuralism is called the Dragon Dance

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

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