edison death-machine

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

do u ever start typing out a long opinion post and feel very heated and then halfway through realize nothing matters and time is a flat circle and whatever i’m tired

*yells* THIS IS THAT TIME HE DID IT WITH POTTERY AND IT FUCKING RULED.

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now