I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

Like. People are learning mandarin to join this social media site. I’m not joking. There are tutorials going around to show people who don’t speak Mandarin how to sign up for this app. They’re all talking about how they’d rather learn a new language than join instagram reels and it is not a thought in ANYONE’S mind that tumblr is also potentially an option

To be clear im not mad about this. I’d rather see a generation of people learn a new language and engage in cross cultural connections than have a wave of tiktokers flood this app but I still think this whole thing is very funny

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

To anyone interested, this is Joss Ivanwood, or Jayfa_mocs

She was serving

Oh, that’s the context.

good dad

gandalf got jukes

I was on a video call to my friends and I was feeling pretty tired so I told them that I was going to hang up so I could go and take a nap and then they all stared at me and in unison said, “You can’t go to sleep if you haven’t woken up yet,” and then I was viscerally thrown into the waking world in a cold sweat.

radish spirit

She was a BEAST

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her