let's stack with mama!!
a new illustration for my interspecies adoption series, and my favourite so far I think
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
todays bird
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Mike Driver

blake kathryn
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
NASA
occasionally subtle

Origami Around

titsay
EXPECTATIONS
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON

shark vs the universe
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let's stack with mama!!
a new illustration for my interspecies adoption series, and my favourite so far I think

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They pay me in sand dollars because I’m shellfish son of a beach and it’s a shore thing.
Sea, this is the type of carp I I gotta deal with. Water you talking about @hijodeloceano? Fin excuse for an aquatic pun
asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it
I wouldn’t call it finished but I’ll probably come back to this some other time
My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel
Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.
Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.
Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

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Humans are like "let me hold the thing. Let me pick it up. It's cute and I want to hold it, I want to wrap my weird elongated front feet around it, I want to encircle it with my freakishly long, oddly flexible front toes. I HAVE to hold things I HAVE to or I'll die."
I know normal people can just pass their bill over and around an object and know most things worth knowing about it, but humans don't have electroreceptors At All. They only have mechanoreceptors. Which are most concentrated in the aforementioned 'hands'... and in their mouths.
They do also have eyes, and their vision is actually pretty acute. But their optic and mechanic sensory inputs aren't integrated together like electro-mechanic sense is. So they have these two fairly sophisticated sensory complexes that Barely talk to each other.
No wonder they try to bring the two inputs together in their environment then; picking things up and turning them around allows them to apply both their mechanical and optical senses to the object. They're just trying to make up for a deficiency of neural organisation.
And like. I mentioned the other concentration of mechanoreceptors is in their mouth... So just be glad they mostly grow out of constantly wrapping their viscera-looking tongue around everything.
Absolute gold in the replies
Watcher at the River
This is why I have TikTok
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

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