fel

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns