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let's stack with mama!!

a new illustration for my interspecies adoption series, and my favourite so far I think

#monhun #monster hunter #mh frontier #mhfzz #tigrex #pariapuria #with mama #fel arts

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chaumas-deactivated20240115

lowly henchman: heh heh let’s kill this guy

higher-ranking henchmen: NO!!!! the boss wants to kill himself! those were his orders.

lowly henchman: but we can fuck him up first right

higher-ranking henchman: hell yeah lol knock yourself out

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Hi, alas you're the third person I contact tonight about this, the "Felix Marinez" cat jury duty is fake, it's AI posted by a content farmer on X. There are more detailed explanations in the notes.

INTERESTING

I read it out to my husband, and as I did it was actually tingling my Spidey senses. Nothing I could put my finger on, it just felt off, you know? Something about it.

elveny

You know why it didn’t ping to me as wrong?

Because something like that DID happen to an acquaintance of mine. Different country, no jury duty, but her cat WAS involved (she was charged an official fee that everyone has to pay) and she DID have to jump through hoops until the officials believed that, no, it’s not a person but a cat. (She did not have to go to the vet to get a document but it did take her a while until it was solved.)

So cats somehow ending up as being treated as a human by official administration does happen.

elveny

So, apparently the Felix story is not necessarily AI generated, just stolen - someone says in the notes they read it on Reddit like 6 years ago. And it seems that while Felix Marinez is fake, the story itself kinda did happen 16 years ago. The cat in question was called Sal Esposito and there was nothing about being registered as a voter, and the error was quickly corrected without the cat having to turn up: https://www.markpack.org.uk/17615/sal-esposito-the-mythical-story-of-the-cat-and-the-jury-summons/

Even if you followed the news only lightly in 2011, the chances are you can across the story of how a cat received a jury summons in the US.

ganondorf

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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the-quasar-hero

They pay me in sand dollars because I’m shellfish son of a beach and it’s a shore thing.

the-quasar-hero

Sea, this is the type of carp I I gotta deal with. Water you talking about @hijodeloceano? Fin excuse for an aquatic pun

dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

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goblinchief

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

hippy-craic

nataliehall

I wouldn’t call it finished but I’ll probably come back to this some other time

ozempicofficial

doggirl-girlcock

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

lurker-at-thresholds

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

lurker-at-thresholds

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

lurker-at-thresholds

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

derinthescarletpescatarian

Humans are like "let me hold the thing. Let me pick it up. It's cute and I want to hold it, I want to wrap my weird elongated front feet around it, I want to encircle it with my freakishly long, oddly flexible front toes. I HAVE to hold things I HAVE to or I'll die."

elisabethdeep-blog

I know normal people can just pass their bill over and around an object and know most things worth knowing about it, but humans don't have electroreceptors At All. They only have mechanoreceptors. Which are most concentrated in the aforementioned 'hands'... and in their mouths.

They do also have eyes, and their vision is actually pretty acute. But their optic and mechanic sensory inputs aren't integrated together like electro-mechanic sense is. So they have these two fairly sophisticated sensory complexes that Barely talk to each other.

No wonder they try to bring the two inputs together in their environment then; picking things up and turning them around allows them to apply both their mechanical and optical senses to the object. They're just trying to make up for a deficiency of neural organisation.

And like. I mentioned the other concentration of mechanoreceptors is in their mouth... So just be glad they mostly grow out of constantly wrapping their viscera-looking tongue around everything.

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Absolute gold in the replies

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