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explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

depending on how invested you are in said people, i also highly recommend 'hey, i really don't appreciate you saying xyz.' who knows, you might get an 'i didn't realize that, i won't bring it up again in a way that upsets you.' maybe even a 'you're right, maybe i was a little too harsh about this. i'm sorry'.' much can happen.

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

Reblog to do this to prev

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them