Whenever I play Black Mesa:
Scientist: "Gordon doesn't need to be told what to do in the test chamber! He's an MIT doctorate and a Professional Scientist!"
Me playing Gordon: Lookit guise! I can climb on this shelf! Lookit! All the way to the top!"

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Whenever I play Black Mesa:
Scientist: "Gordon doesn't need to be told what to do in the test chamber! He's an MIT doctorate and a Professional Scientist!"
Me playing Gordon: Lookit guise! I can climb on this shelf! Lookit! All the way to the top!"

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Just Indian things
I loved this
I am in love with both the elaborate welcome this little fellow received as well as the look of complete bafflement on the puppiesâ face that clearly says âI am eight weeks old and what is this.â
A good home, little friend. This is a good home.
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For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gĂŠ (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
ITâS FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.
series called Jaw & Order where after they catch the bad guy they're eaten by a shark
or it's a buddy cop series but one of the detectives is a shark
the judge is a hammerhead
Don't forget the litigation period where the lawyers jaw* about it and then the culprit gets eaten by sharks
*jaw
intransitive verb
: to talk especially abusively, indignantly, or long-windedly
transitive verb
: to talk to in a scolding or boring manner
and it's spinoff sister show, Law & Orca
Red-sided Garter Snakes (Thamnophis sirtalis parietalis), family Colubridae, Manitoba, Canada
A) normal phase (86%) B) hypermelanistic (12%) C) melanistic (2%)
These snakes were all found within a polymorphic (multiple color types) population at a den site in Manitoba, Canada. Normally, den sites are just one of these color morphs. The non-standard morphs are usually known from islands and other fragmented populations, but not usually found in these numbers from populations like this, with genetic in flow.
photographs and findings by Owen Edwards
i reference this all the time i forget itâs not a meme online but a childrenâs drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

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The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named âPrometheus.â It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source
he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident
OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (canât cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says âwait arenât the guy thatâŚâ
And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I canât help but start crying Iâm laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder
its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.
I have terrible news about literally all human infrastructure
$800 USD in 1964 it about $8500 today. The guy asked permission. The forest service fucked up. No one knew how old it was until after the fact. Give this dude a break!
Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

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listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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